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This is why I can't use the nude Ellis model.
weaseltotheface: combonationpizzahutandtacobell: soulcuttersowrd: ashlynlaughingalonewithfeelings: xenophobicodyssea: chicksdigthephoenix: comrade-ringo: zerotation: magicmunchkin: I thought it would be funny.  It turned out to be TOO funny. I’m gonna stick with Banana Hammock Ellis. I can’t do campaigns like this. I can’t shoot anything with dancing penis in my peripheral...
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Away for 2 days wreakin havoc in the streets and...
I’m ahead by like a day but Happy New Years to all you people omg I love every single one of you have a good one xx
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seriously you should ask me these →
Shoe Size: Sexual Orientation: Do you Smoke? Do you Drink? Do you Take Drugs? Age you get mistaken for: Have Tattoos? Want any tattoos Got any Piercings? Want any piercings? Best friend? Relationship status: Biggest turn ons: Biggest turn offs: Favorite Movie: I’ll love you if: Someone you miss: Most traumatic experience: A fact about your personality: What I hate most about...
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churchofcheesus: “gay” i whisper gayly as i do a gay activity
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carpetpissers: when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts
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Anonymous asked: fucking skins writers are blind...
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“I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to...”
– Javan (via bitchville)
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 i want to stay a kid as long as possible and i know it doesn’t work that way since i already surpassed 18 months ago but tomorrow i will be taking full advantage of my age for the first time
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53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before...
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
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Must have beds.
sugar-piercelopez: boooooyouwhore: 1. Book bed 2. Cabroilet Bed 3. Roller Coaster Bed 4. Millennium Falcon Bed 5. Net bed 6. Sofa-Bunk Bed 7. Bird’s Nest Bed 8. Morfeo Sofa Bed   9. Sandwich bed 10. Bath Bed 11. Beam bed 12. OMG THE TARDIS BED!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS FOR REASONS!! THE BIRD’S NEST OH GOD
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